I'm so sorry it's been such a horrendously long time since either of us posted anything up here. There are reasons, which I hope you will understand. The amazing Rosie has a legitimate excuse, having given birth just a few days ago to a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Everyone.

We were lucky recently to be offered a pound of pure Guatemalan cacao beans by a friend with a contact on a plantation. It all felt a bit covert - she emailed, we chose our weight, transferred the money and waited. Eventually, after several weeks of wondering where the elusive.

On Sunday we opened Rosie's beautiful kitchen overlooking the allotment and welcomed in a bunch of hungry strangers and a new era for Salad Club. Kitchen Club is now officially open and its first installment was a resounding success! Thank you to our charming guests for making it feel so.

This probably should be called Love Tart on account of it being lent to us by Rosie Lovell and being universally adored at the last 2 secret suppers we've had. Rosie knew it from her school dinners as Gypsy Tart and we've labelled ours as Muscovado.

Saturday saw us embark on yet another secret supper journey which, we have to admit, was slightly more stressful than usual. Ellie managed to cut herself and come over all queer whilst being filmed by German TV channel ZDF - luckily Tash was on hand with blue plasters and the.